To All Non-Pet Owners Who Visit & Like to Complain About Our Pets.

1. They live here. You don’t.
2. If you don’t want their hair on your clothes, stay off the “fur”niture.
3. I like my pets a lot more than I like you.
4. To you, it’s an animal. To me, he/she is an adopted son/daughter who is short, hairy, walks on all fours and doesn’t speak clearly.

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Easter grossness is finally over. Oh vey, the stench..
Wilde shows resume tomorrow. Come see us y’all.

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I now has a Second Life. I spent 3 hours to make me look like Shelley Duvall and I live underneith the water of the Orientation Island. It all feels very Dharma Initiative..